英文经典名著对白之简写

先来个最言简意赅的，热热身。

Hamlet

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Translation

To be or not to be, that is the question.

接下去的都复杂了……

Jane Eyre

Plain Orfan Jane Becums Guvunes @ Thornfield. J&M Rochster (eventuly) Fal4Each Otha. Bt, Day Of Wedin, It Turns Out He Alredy HasAWyfInTh Atik Huls Mad. Mad Wyf Sets Fyr 2Haus. YrsL8aJ Fynds MrR- Blind & Widowd Afta Fyr. They Get Maryd.

Translation

Plain orphan Jane becomes the governess at Thornfield. Jane and Mr Rochester (eventually) fall for each other. But on the day of the wedding it turns out that he already has a wife in the attic who is mad. The mad wife sets fire to the house. Years later Jane finds Mr Rochester blind and widowed after the fire. They get married.

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